What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Joke Jokes
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Old soviet joke.
"Who is your mother?" "Our great Soviet country." "Who is your father?" "Our dear comrade Stalin." "What's your greatest desire?" "Becoming an orphan."
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
