Joke jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.