Joke jokes
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
I came here to laugh.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Christmas special
Me: Can you describe Mrs. Claus in 3 words? Santa: Ho ho ho.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Hi person reading this.