Joke jokes
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
My favorite joke: My life.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!