Joke jokes
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for hours.
Light the man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.