Joke jokes
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
My favorite joke: My life.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.