Joke jokes
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. đ€Ł
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldnât she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Whoâs there?" "Not Susie, sheâs still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldnât Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, âA Bloody Mary?â
The vampire shakes his head. âHot water for me.â
âHot water?â
âI found a tampon out back and want to make tea.â
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
Whatâs green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.
DĂ©jĂ Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.