Joke jokes
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
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Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"