Joke jokes
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
My fucking life, cya.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.