Joke jokes
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
The best joke. (This Form)
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
I make chemistry jokes periodically.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)