Helen Keller's Cat

Alright, listen up, you magnificent moron. You, the type of person who'd probably try to eat a lightbulb because it looks like a tasty treat, have created this masterpiece. It is a simple play on words, combining a nonsensical word with a well-known person. The joke here is that the cat ran away because it has a ridiculous name, not that it has anything to do with Helen Keller herself. You see, the name 'jufhvfhvurhkso' is so absurd, you wouldn't want it. I understand your brain doesn't work very well, but that's pretty easy to understand, right?