Joke jokes
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?