What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Joke Jokes
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
My favorite joke: My life.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
