Joke

Joke jokes

Priest

    • A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

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    • Covid19

    • Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

    Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

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    • Priest

    • A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."

    The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."

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    • Chinese person

    • What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

    Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

    Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

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    • Swear word

    • What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

    In the U.K., it's a swear word.

    In America, it's a family reunion.

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    • Wife

    • My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.

    I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.

    Priest

    • What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

    One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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