Joke jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? "You look a bit flushed."
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."