Joke jokes
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?