Joke jokes
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
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Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!