What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You think you're so smart, huh? Well, let me break it down for you. An orphan ain't got no parents, right? And a vegetable? Well, it just sits there until someone decides to pick it. So, the joke is that at least the vegetable is wanted and useful for something. Are we clear now, genius?