Joke jokes
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why do orphans always have water in their cereal? Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."