Joke jokes
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.