Joke jokes
The joke is my life.
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.