Joke jokes
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
Memes
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."