Joke jokes
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.
Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.
Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.
Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
The joke is my life.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
I told my mum the refrigerator was running, so she got dressed and ran after it...
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.