Joke jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.