Joke jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What's long and black?
The line to KFC.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
My sad ass life.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.