Joke jokes
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
I forgot the joke.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.
When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"
I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.