Joke jokes
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Memes
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.