Joke jokes
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police Brutality
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts.
Friend: "Your jokes are too short."
Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden."
Friend: "You're such an ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum."
Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum; it's always because I always glitz."
Friend: "At least I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"