Joke jokes
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Joke: Me.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
*insert a joke here*
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?