Your life is the best joke ever.
Joke Jokes
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I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
My life is a joke.