Joke jokes
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts.
Friend: "Your jokes are too short."
Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden."
Friend: "You're such an ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum."
Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum; it's always because I always glitz."
Friend: "At least I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
No, you!
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!