Joke jokes
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Ur mom.
Penis.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
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I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.