Joke

Joke jokes

Gas

Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.

Orphan

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

Glue

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

Noose

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

Website

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

Guy

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

Woman

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Uncle

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

9/11

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

Mom

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!