Joke jokes
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
No, you!
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Ur mom.
Penis.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.