Joke jokes
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
"Come on now, gay jokes aren't funny."
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The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"