Joke jokes

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!

I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts.

Friend: "Your jokes are too short."

Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden."

Friend: "You're such an ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum."

Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum; it's always because I always glitz."

Friend: "At least I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)

How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!

Guess what? Chicken butt.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Anal.

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut.

What did the white girl say to the black girl?

"Where's the back?"

Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.

Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?

Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.

"Subah" means morning.

No, you!

Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."

I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

I will give the person credit each joke I do.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.