Joke jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.