What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Joke Jokes
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
No, you!
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Ur mom.
Penis.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.