Joke

Joke jokes

Turtle

Why did the turtle cross the road?

We don't know yet.

OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.

All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.

Uranus

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Police

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

Guy

Are you guys alright?

If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.

(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)

Wife

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

Cheese

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

Programmer

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."

Baby

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!