Joke jokes
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
My life is a joke.
Submit a joke :-)
Your love life.
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
Why is Earth flat?
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.