Joke jokes
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?