Joke jokes
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How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."