Joke jokes
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!