"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Joke Jokes
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Jokes are not funny.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Non-binary is a joke.
America and UK are a joke.
