Joke jokes
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Want to hear a joke? My life.
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.