Joke Jokes

Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.

Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.

Clarie: It was painful!

Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.

Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!

Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?

Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!

Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!

Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______

New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."

Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).

What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!

What do you call me?

Chinese?

Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!

What do you call an octopus whose father left?

An octopie.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The butt.

The butt who?

The butt goes mooooo!

How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

What do women and peanut butter have in common?

They're both easy to spread.

What shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.

What kind of mountain does everyone like?

Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.

Uh oh, stinky!

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

Question: How was Covid-19 born?

Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂

What do you call an alligator detective??

An investi-gator.

Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

Friend: Why?

Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.