Joke jokes

My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.

Rhydon- son.

Rhydon? - mum.

RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

XD

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.

What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?

A: Owwww!!!!!

I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Uh oh, stinky!

What do you call a Chinese car thief?

Tommy Tookamota.

Here's a joke... you.

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

outside lmao.

-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.

Knock knock.

A joke.

U.

I know that my jokes are never punny but...

Pacman 200 balls

Want to hear a joke? My life.