Joke jokes
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
You don't have any balls.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
I got no joke.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
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So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."