Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
Joke Jokes
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
