Joke jokes
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
You don't have any balls.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
I got no joke.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
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