Joke jokes
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
You don't have any balls.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
I got no joke.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
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So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.