Joke jokes

Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?

A: Owwww!!!!!

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

Uh oh, stinky!

These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!

You shall feel ashamed of yourself!

Take the L! - Losers

Jokes are not funny.

"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

Non-binary is a joke.

America and UK are a joke.

Guys, can you like my jokes, please?

What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich.

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.