Joke jokes
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?
A: A few weeks.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
You don't have any balls.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
I got no joke.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"