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World

HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Hearing Aid

So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.

Blonde

How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?

She opens the car door.

Nazi

Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.

Clock

Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?

It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.

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    • Music

    What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?

    The Monkees and Gorillaz.

    Word

    I will always remember my dad's last words...

    Oh wait, I never knew them.

    Bullying

    WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

    Rapist

    Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?

    Tess: No!

    Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!

    Tess: Oh!

    Fart

    So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"