I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Joke Jokes
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
You don't have any balls.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
I got no joke.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
