Joke jokes
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.