Joke jokes
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
The most unfunny joke ever made.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
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Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
9/11 Joke?
Not funny joke.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Funni Joke.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.