Joke jokes
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Here’s a joke, go look in a mirror.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
It's only rape.
If she finds out.