Joke jokes
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.