Joke jokes
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.