Joke jokes

I was walking in the forest with my gf.

I had a Desert Eagle for protection.

A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.

Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."

Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

What do you call a cow that eats grass?

A lawn mooer.

What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

I have a really good construction joke.

But I'm still working on it.

What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?

Bunk beds.

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.

You're a joke!

My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.

So I threw an orange at her.

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉

Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

More than five because my basement is still dark.

I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.

Why did the Russian cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?

Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"