What the rope said to me

The joke plays on the double meaning of 'hang'. A rope literally hangs, but 'hang' can also mean to commit suicide by hanging. This is a dark joke, that uses wordplay.

• Rope
• Man
• Depression
• Suicide
• Hang
• Death

• My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself. Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
• What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present? Murder.
• What did the boy say to the noose? "Can you please tie me."
• If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?