Joke jokes
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"