Joke jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
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When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.