Joke jokes
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”