Joke jokes

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

So it can get ex-stinked!

How fast is the speed of sex?

68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."

I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.