Joke jokes
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!