Joke jokes

My sister told me a joke.

All she said was "my life."

I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.

"Are you getting the knife?"

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What did the racist Catholic priest say?

"Martin Luther? Not my king!"

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelevant.

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelephant.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand.

These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.

I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.

What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?

Tie-wan-sho.

Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

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Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

Kid 1: "As if."

Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."