P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Joke Jokes
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
