On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
Joke Jokes
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.