Joke jokes
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
What ended in 1999? 1998.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Cunt.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.