Joke jokes
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!