How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Joke Jokes
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.