Joke

Joke Jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Morgue

"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"

"To the morgue."

"But I'm not dead yet!"

"But we're not there yet."

Clock

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄

Pig

Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.

Son, he is dinner.

Miscarriage

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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  • Character

    This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

    Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?

    They both jump in the toilet!

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  • Leper

    What was the winning play at the leper football game?

    A hand off up the middle.