Joke jokes
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
You are the joke.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Anything can be funny with the right delivery, except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.