What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Joke Jokes
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”
You are all going to be pun-ished!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
These aren't funny.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.