Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
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Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about *wordplay*. See, a cow with only two legs is "lean meat" because "lean" sounds like " Leaned" as in it leaned over because it was missing two legs, but also lean meat is a type of meat that has very little fat. You probably don't know anything about meat, do you?