Joke jokes
Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."
Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an erection?”
“A broken nose.”
You are all going to be pun-ished!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
These aren't funny.