Joke jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue.
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What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.