Joke jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.