Joke jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!