Joke jokes

How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?

She unlocks the handcuffs.

Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?

He shot a Ginger.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

If a mentally challenged person shows up late,

Is it ok to call him tardy?

What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?

Dr. Dre Pepper.

My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"

Marvin: "I don’t believe that."

Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"

The next morning,

Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"

*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*

Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?

Sixty nein.