Joke jokes

I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:

Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?

Because he wanted grapes.

The Israeli government is the biggest joke of all.

Jokes are like Indians.

They never die, they just get reincarnated.

How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?

Gingervitus.

How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?

She unlocks the handcuffs.

Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?

He shot a Ginger.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"