Joke jokes
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!