What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Joke Jokes
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
