Joke jokes
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.