Joke jokes
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!