it's jokes

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

When the moon hits the earth,

IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

Would you rather:

Fight Mike Tyson

Or

Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?

I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!

Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!

I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?

Why did Saturn have rings?

Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.

I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.

Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?

Because the Titanic hit it.

What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"

It is morning.

I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.

Why did the sun go to church?

Because it needs Jesus.

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.