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Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?

Because it was a family restaurant!

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.

Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

What did the chancla say to the belt?

"It's time."

There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.

They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.

I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭

I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?

But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually comes back.

My name has "anus" in it.

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.