it's jokes

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

You pecan do it!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

8 jelly tickles!

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

What time is it when you say "bad day?"

Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?

It's called the Ep-bean.

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?

The "Ching Chang Gang."

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Why did the ocean wave?

It wanted to say "Hi Tide."

Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.