it's jokes
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.