it's jokes
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
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Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."