it's jokes

Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

Hey guys, it's an alien!

If I adopt a child, is it mine?

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?

A: It cracked up!

What is it called when young sheep bet?

LAMbling.

(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)

Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?

Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂

Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday!

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.

They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.

"That's not my age; it's just not true.

My heart is young; the time just flew.

I'm staring at this strange old face, and someone else is in my space."

How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."

And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"