it's jokes
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
Hey guys, it's an alien!
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.