it's jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.