it's jokes
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!