it's jokes
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.