it's jokes

Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.

Best way to do it.

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

it's not rape if we're both screaming

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

I kicked a goose, and I liked it!

What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?

You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?

Because there is no ramp to heaven.

So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.

So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"

"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."

Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.

I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.