it's jokes
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!