it's jokes
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.