it's jokes
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.