it's jokes
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Do you want to hear a cold joke?
Can't. It warmed up.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.