it's jokes

I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Bob has no arms.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"It's not Bob."

Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?

Because it couldn't count the bars!

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

It davving on the eons, broski.

When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?

When it's not raining.

TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!