it's jokes
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
It's Christmas Eve
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
It davving on the eons, broski.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.