it's jokes
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.