it's jokes
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
It was 9/10.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?