it's jokes
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.