it's jokes
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
It is not funny about kidnapping.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.