it's jokes

What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?

OH it's a bitch.

Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.

Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.

I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.

It’s impossible to put down.

Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.

Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...

Trump: What's UpNigga?

Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"