it's jokes

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

God creating bees.

God: "Put a needle on their butt."

Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"

God: "Make its puke delicious."

Angel: "WTF"

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”

My dick was in the book of world records.

But then the librarian asked me to take it out.

Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

Why was the astronaut washing her hands?

She was getting ready to eat launch.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.

Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!