it's jokes

Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?

You poke it on.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?

Person 2: No.

Person 1: It was in-tents.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.